The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t get over his complete and utter glee at having “"fooled”“ the guards when in reality he just didn’t give them enough time to react before throwing his whole ass brother at them like he did not need to put on an entire production to chuck loki. but He Did
Not that i dont love thor and believe in him and know that he’ll be a great king but…he’s kinda been gallivanting around saving the universe for like the last decade….whilst odin’s been hiding from his mistakes and faking amnesia and sightseeing…and loki’s been scamming the whole world and getting dicked down by various sugar daddies…..heimdall truly was the only pillar of like, actual government, that asgard had and now he’s gone…..thor’s gonna be like hmmmm which one of you knows how to do taxes
Thor: ok where’s the economy ?
Valkyrie: what do you mean WHERE’s the economy? Do you mean where are the book keepers?
Thor: ah yes, of course, i was just trying out a bit of colloquialism ! So where are the money librarians ?
Valkyrie: this is so fucking sad
Thor: well apparently the book keepers have all died so good news! Taxes are cancelled!
i loved this bit because it was obviously taika waititi making commentary on the conjunction of valkyries, amazons, and dora milaje in this year’s movies. 😀
i love this bit because the valkyrie preceeded thors birth by centuries and he gives a thumbs up after ‘about time’ like he absolutely knows he just said something dumb as hell but is stuck with it now
“said something dumb as hell but is stuck with it now“ = thor in a nutshell
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