you open the chest, it is a mimic, you kill it- but inside is another mimic
I roll a charisma check to befriend the mimic
you rolled a 1, fucking critical failure
but the mimic understands that people make mistakes and you’re no exception and decides to open up to you, allowing you to befriend it.
inside it is another mimic.
That’s okay I hope i can be a friend to that one too
that’s the spirit
Tag: dnd
help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that
“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying”
“eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer”
“…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.”
“yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”
religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion
“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”
“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”
“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”
Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing
coming up with a character for a new d&d campaign – tiefling wizard granny ragnamahr!
d&d is great
I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor
I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits
As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt
My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turnI fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and move it to his other eye.
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