A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
“Why?”
“To make Karen look like a bitch.”
“I’m going to roll to fist fight Helen at my son’s recital.”
“Is that what Gorsh, scourge of the thunder mountains and drinker of blood would do? Or what Suzan, mother of three honor students would do?”
“Yes”
Tag: dnd
this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.
concept: shakespeare dnd
player: “I don’t like this”
DM: “ok, roll to monologue”
the only class is bard
I’m losing my fucking mind.
It’s like a premise for a comic.
My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:
- A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek
- A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard
- Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile
- A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs
- And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortle
WHAT
Hi, Wizards of the Coast? I’d like to pitch my new wizard subclass, Vore Mage,
hey alex do accept constructive criticism on your reblogs
Yeah, why? Do you not like the name? I’m a little iffy on it myself, how about “Vorelock” instead?
CEASE THIS
vorecerer,
Oooh nice one
Further tales from my brother’s DnD adventures: one of his friends had a character that was two gnomes in a trench coat. Even the DM didn’t know (despite the player’s comment that his character had abnormally short arms, and his penchant for asking WHERE enemies had landed a hit) until one of them died.
honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through
FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.
tag urself: dnd edition
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