Tag: yup

newandimprovedbeef:

lyophilized-dragonfly:

Cliente: “Quanto tempo ci vorrà per terminare il lavoro ?”
Io: “Circa sei settimane”
Cliente: “Lo devi fare in due settimane”
Io: “Ok, provo a spiegarmi meglio”

Client: “How much time will it take to finish this job?”
Me: “About six weeks”
Client: “You have two weeks.”
Me: “OK, I’ll try to explain myself better.”

constellations-and-energy:

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:

brothernatures:

its-probably-all-elves:

marvus-x0loto:

feministfront:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

fairydusts:

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

I did this the other day. I switched the way I was holding my coffee canteen so I could smash someone’s head in if need be

When I walk alone I put both rings on my dominant hand so I can cause more pain if I have to punch

ral-across-the-universe:

toreachpoise:

theymightbeyonce:

theymightbeyonce:

the distinction between “crafts” and “fine art” is probably driven by misogyny and the devaluation of women’s labor

art forms that have traditionally been practiced by women like embroidery are devalued and called just “crafts” while art forms that women historically were mostly barred from (painting, sculpture) are “fine art”

Also racism; African and Indigenous art is considered crafts whereas only white forms are “art”

this was the subject of an entire term’s architectural project for our master’s degree program, we had long, involved class discussions about this, and you are absolutely, exceptionally correct.

Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:

bisexualbarbaragordon:

adventurecomics

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher
    Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When
    he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time.
    When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was
    Christopher Reeve.

theangryassassin:

cherubs:

men with anime avatars talking about how much they love military history is the internet equivalent of venomous animals being bright orange 

This is slander, venemous animals won’t even hurt you if you don’t bother them, however men with anime icons would 100% hurt you given the chance

hisgirlfrommars:

orriculum:

lurkdusoleil:

I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.

when people are like “medicine has all those NASTY CHEMICALS” it makes me genuinely concerned that they dont know herbalism is literally those same ‘nasty’ chemicals, just less precise/concentrated/helpful

I love chemicals! They stopped my daughter from being paralysed on one side of her face. They also kept my son alive when he was a newborn and allowed him to have three operations without pain. Don’t misuse them and they won’t bite you in the behind!