Attention men: female retail workers are not flirting with you. Please stop

u ever just have someone in class who try so hard to constantly be funny and it’s like shut your jim Carey Adam sandler will Ferrell ass up

Game recommendation:

brocahauntas:

yourownpetard:

official-mugi:

Any of the games you already own and haven’t played yet. Stop buying new games you stupid asshole

You are 100% right. Also fuck you.

Me to myself.

zombiebrainsoup:

mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

snakegay:

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

littleblue-eyedbird:

thortiddies:

thortiddies:

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

I lived this and let me tell you, at first it was just like you imagined but it got old so fast