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thisrobotbeatcaptcha:

dontforgetoctober3rd:

Solidarity 😌

I’m sharing this without any irony whatsoever.

Keep fucking shit up kids. You’re doing great.

usbdongle:

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

snakebitcat:

sarahsaharasaurus:

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

ithelpstodream:

this.

bob-belcher:

A great thread to read

[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]

Millennial: what’s the target?
Man: I don’t know if I want to do this.
Millennial: people don’t come to us until they’ve made up their minds.
Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.
Millennial: Six months and they’re gone.
Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?
Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.
Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-
Millennial: I don’t need to know and frankly I don’t care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.
Man: Al..alright.
Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you’ll have no contact with us again.
Man: I understand. It has to be done.
Millennial: Then it’s sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.
Man: Thank..thank you.
Millennial: We don’t require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.

kawaiipoisonivy:

jturn:

lesbianrey:

good job everyone

we’re doing great guys keep it up

we’re doing amazing sweeties

robotlyra:

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity