cannibalcoalition:

sonneillonv:

veliseraptor:

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Every single author on the list is male of course

Oh.

I needed this today.

I got KO’d after the first the first three words of the first entry

dongtopus:

hrefnatheravenqueen:

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

props to @staff for taking out the real evil here though

moonlandingwasfaked:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

moonlandingwasfaked:

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

You didn’t need to. You only needed nick.com. I was playing them all the time when I was younger and only ever used that to get on the site.

@ you and the other 50 million people saying this:

wow thanks could you tell this to 9 year old me instead