who would like to hear a joke that i dreamed about and that was so bad even in the dream that people started making fun of the person who said it

glitchlight:

retroactivebakeries:

me!

“for all that everyone says Mario is a monarchist, I think he’s really pro-worker. He could even be a communist icon” 

“Oh I sincerely doubt that.” 

“No really! He’s working class, wears red. It’s there. Oh and hey, you already know what kind of theory he’d want you to read” 

“Dare I ask who?” 

“Lenin Lenin Lenin”

bidoof:

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*