ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized
this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him
human brain: bear will kill you
monkey brain: hehe fluffie
I’m pretty sure that it’s the human brain that’s programmed to take anything remotely familiarly-shaped and ask “friend???” so in this case
Y’all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page
SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL
SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM
She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.
lol @whenthealienscome I am a total brush barbarian! I achieve much of the look in post processing…
I use a boring 4 pixel brush, 100% roundness and hardness, no opacity, smoothing & pen pressure turned on with tablet tip feel set to 5/7.
Usually my inking/flats still come out pretty dead looking, but since I have no shame I use Photoshop filters! To liven things up I resize the entire pic (like actually blow up total canvas dimensions) to at least 150%. This gives the pic a printed feel that I really dig.
Sometimes I apply a 3.0px gaussian blur in screen-, lighten-, or overlay mode, but ALWAYS crisp things back up using the unsharp mask filter, really small px radius, threshold 0 and anywhere from 300-500% strength.
Color/curve adjustments to counter any weird outcomes form the earlier blur layering and finally a mild noise filter to counter the CG smoothness and that’s it!
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