“If you lick it, it’s yours.” – comrade Gritty

palaeofail-explained:

One of my favourite geology facts is this: These diagrams are a lie.

The mantle isn’t yellow. Nor is it orange, or red, or brown, or gray, or black.

The earth’s mantle is made up largely of peridotite.

The earth’s mantle is lime green.

……… mint chocklet chip

everythingfox:

Bamboozled

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

saltpita:

Was getting some of my images ready to be made into prints today so I thought I’d make a guide for anyone else interested in making prints of their work 😀

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

4,000yo megalithic tomb defaced with ‘deathly’ Harry Potter symbol (PHOTO)

bogleech:

themasterplanner:

8thhousemoon:

dynablade2:

READ ANOTHER BOOK

what the fuck

vampireapologist:

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”