nightmareincabin10:

repersonalize:

desert-red:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL a local fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had being shot in the head, and released the reptile back to its home. The next day, the man discovered “Pocho” had followed him home and was sleeping on the mans porch. For 20 years Pocho became part of the mans family

via reddit.com

dog

Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.

if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute

Crocodilians are actually very intelligent. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that they would recognize someone who helped them survive and show appreciation or even affection.

These are special cases, of course, don’t try to have a pet alligator.

carlisles-compassion:

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

profeminist:

lagonegirl:

Shirley Chisholm. As the first black woman to run for president for a major political party, she was years ahead of her time. So why don’t more people know about her?

  • She championed a bill to ensure domestic workers received benefits, was an advocate for improved access to education, and fought for the rights of immigrants.
  • “She had guts, and she made people believe that they too can be someone, that we are equal, that gender doesn’t mean you can’t achieve the highest office of government,” her goddaughter Marya Boseley says.
  • That desire to break boundaries was what drove Shirley Chisholm to make a run for president in 1972, seeking the Democratic nomination a mere three years after she became a congresswoman.
  • Ms Chisholm, whose slogan was “Unbought and Unbossed,” said she never expected to win but hoped her candidacy would “change the face and future of American politics”.
  • “I stand before you today, to repudiate the ridiculous notion that the American people will not vote for qualified candidates, simply because he is not white or because she is not a male,” she told supporters as she launched her campaign.

I never heard her name in school.

Other than hearing Method Man say “I voted for Shirley Chisholm” on Blackout, I knew nothing about her til I read about her on the internet as an adult.

The Democratic Party really fucked Shirley Chisolm over because they wanted a “safe” candidate in George Mcgovern. Then they lost to Nixon.

#BlackHistory #BlackGirlMagic #BlackPride 

Viola Davis To Produce And Star In ‘The Fighting Shirley Chisholm’ At Amazon Studios, Maggie Betts Tapped To Direct

lmao9:

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

Why is Kombucha so nasty :/

beetledrink:

kramergate:

planetshitness:

kramergate:

beetledrink:

that’s fungus babe!

my mistake! i was wrong

that’s bacteria babe!

Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong

i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life

then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like