also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks
i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
I am a hockey blog, but tbh this the best Gritty take I’ve seen. Cities should just have monsters, sports or no sports.
i mean
we could just be the monsters
just be that person in your city who goes out and wears a monster costume in public on regular days of the year
Towns in Japan just have their own mascot superheroes. To my knowledge, there was no reason, no excuse, somebody just went, “hey, wouldn’t it be cool if towns and cities across the country just had their own superhero mascots?” And local governments across the country said “Yes. Yes it would.” And then they just did it.
dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer
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